I have several things to say about this shirt. First of all… Dude, you are the co-owner of the new Thai restaurant in Lourmarin, so if you really are part of some far-reaching conspiracy, you have created an excellent cover for yourself. Well done, indeed. Also, your seafood in green curry sauce is delicious. But you have sort of blown your cover by wearing this shirt. You see, when you’re part of a conspiracy of any kind, it’s really the type of enterprise in which the participants shouldn’t wear uniforms, name tags or any type of clothing that identifies them as part of the secret plot. That’s how the guy who shot Kennedy got away: Not wearing a t-shirt that said “I just shot JFK.” That’s common knowledge. All you need to do to remedy the situation is take a seam-ripper to the back of your shirt and remove the lettering. It may look a little ragged. And as a garment, it will still violate several fashion regulations. But you can’t get arrested for that. But then again, this is France. Maybe you can.